Never Say Never

Things I swore I'd NEVER do.

• Let myself "go" after I was married.
• Have a child that runs around in just a diaper.
• Move to another state and whine non stop about how where I used to live is better.
• Let my hair have three different colored root lines.
• Buy a house where the first thing you see is the garage.
• Own a home where when you walk into the front door you run into the side of the staircase.
• Have a hod-podge house where there is brick, stone and siding.
• Lose it with my kids in a public place.
• Have a messy house, because I can't keep up with multiple children. 
• Ask a boy out first...how tacky.
• Run around my house in just my underwear.
• Entertain the thought of going out and purchasing a moo-moo.
• Become just like my parents.
• Marry a man with the last name Giovannoni.
• Wear shorts
• Having a car that's a mess with trash/wrappers everywhere, and kid finger paintings all over the windows.
• Live with family/in-laws.
• Let my kids be boss, or have their way because of tantrums (or in our case psychotic episode).  
• End every sentence with OH-WELL or SOMEDAY. 
• Make stupid choices.